Woobstick

An intimidating enchanted donkey dick in boner form.

I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Justin Woody

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful erect penis, a ridiculously huge cock

Dude she totally gave me a justin WOODY

by Woodstok January 2, 2009

cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.

Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass

by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016

Sawdust Woody

A "Sawdust Woody" is a slang term used to describe a false erection that appears visually idyllic but is actually soft and pliable when examined. It's a "counterfeit erection" that may occur due to various factors such as anxiety, medication side effects, or medical conditions.

*Becky to a friend* Wow, Elrond really ended up having a Sawdust Woody - very disappointing.

by ca$h AF April 16, 2023

wooly back

Someone who lives near, but NOT in, Liverpool.

He's not a scouser, he's a wooly back.

by definition April 4, 2005

woody

erect penis

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

woody woodpecker

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007