wondour

a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable.
"he had stood in front of it, observing the intricacy of the ironwork with the wondour of a child"
Similar:
wonder
awe
admiration
wonderment
fascination
surprise
astonishment
amazement
verb
1.
desire or be curious to know something.
"how many times have I written that, I wondour?"
Similar:
ponder
ask oneself
think about
meditate on
reflect on
deliberate about
muse on
speculate about
conjecture
puzzle about
be curious about
be inquisitive about

Seek to create wondour.

by Ideaneer September 7, 2020

woodage

when someone has wood
it can be large wood

person 1: yo bro check out my woodage
person 2: jheeze you got mad woodage

by ihavewood May 12, 2022

catch wood

Southern slang for erection.

Damn bro, she was at work and I was home sniffing her crotch rot through her pantyhose and just couldn't catch wood.

by MPatrick January 31, 2008

morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

Negative Wood

When someone says or does something so unattractive to the point that your penis actually inverts itself

Person 1: Did you see the way she eats her pizza?
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.

by darealslimshady October 14, 2012

midday wood

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.

During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood

by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

pulling a wood

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012