wonder blunt

a crazy ass blunt at least an ounce in 1 small blunt

i smoked a wonder blunt this weekend i was so fuckin hungry

by billy bob fuckin thorton June 1, 2006

Wonder Bread

a slang term for a white person. kind of like 'NIGGA', it is used by white people as nigga is for black peeps.

dude one: hey wonder bread
dude two: what ho?.. haha
dude one: haha wats up

by jake kosorok October 16, 2006

Wonder Lake

White trash ghetto far flung suburb of Chicago, some new developments have been made to give new light, but be prepared to hear gunshots noises and loud ass cars flying down to the lake at 3am..

“Omg did that guy just steal the porta potty?”

“What are you freaking out about, this is just day in the life Wonder Lake”

by chiboy820 May 18, 2019

Wonder-Bed

A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I always look forward to going to sleep in my Wonder-Bed!

by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

wonder-bed

a wonder-bed is a foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to fall asleep on, wake up and jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I can't wait to go to bed in my wonder-bed tonight!

by USAF Cadet September 19, 2020

Wonder Woman

A big ass nasty camel-toe in the shape of the "Wonder Woman" symbol. (a 'W')

Tristan: "Damn, look at her camel-toe.
Chelsi: "Yeah, now there's a Wonder Woman for ya!"

by JizzOnMePlz November 20, 2011

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020