Woman

The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.

Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

by Archmaster October 9, 2013

Woman

Multi-purpose word used when greeting or speaking to a fellow female aquaintance or friend who’s fucking cool or you have forgotten their stupid name.

Hey woman how are you! Woman, I can’t belive you did that last night!

by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018

Woman

A female human perves

She is female therefore a woman

by Fork you man June 2, 2018

Woman

My favourite kitchen utensil

“My woman keeps breaking.”
“I know it’s so annoying.”

by GodHatesKai July 19, 2019

Woman

A synonym for slave

"I totally beat my woman last night, she didn't work hard enough."

by ToastedT0ast November 4, 2020

Woman

( property )

"Hippity hoppity woman are property "

by Ibednar3 December 31, 2018

Woman

The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth

Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *

by TheguynamedToby February 22, 2014