An amazing person and good in bed
by THeTruth__* November 2, 2020
Get the Winston mug.The act of depositing excrement into ones own hand and slapping the hot steamy load on top of the head or your lover before, during or after sex.
Man: "God babe, you've totally got me so hot, I think I'm gonna' shit myself"
Woman: "Oh wait...do it in your hand!"
Man: (bowell noises) "What the fuck...this is nasty!" Smack!
Woman: "Oh Yes! My own hairy hairy winston!"
Woman: "Oh wait...do it in your hand!"
Man: (bowell noises) "What the fuck...this is nasty!" Smack!
Woman: "Oh Yes! My own hairy hairy winston!"
by Jakey Jake May 11, 2006
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british leader during WWII, tried covering up for Neville Chamberlain, who fucked up so bad it wasn't funny, then, but now it's fucking hilerious
"would you like some tea?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
"would you like some crumpets?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
Peter Griffin
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
"would you like some crumpets?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
Peter Griffin
by Scott Blake May 24, 2005
Get the Winston Churchill mug.An act which involves one male deep-throating another, the receiver is only allowed to come up for breath and avoid gagging by repeating Mr T quotes. As soon as he stops quoting it’s back to balls on the chin.
dam! I was doing a dirty Winston on Kie last night and nearly choked him to death luckily he pulled away and said “I ain’t getting on no plane sucker” I said you is the sucker bro and pushed him down.
by Yo-yo jo August 22, 2019
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Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
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The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."
noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"
wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."
noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"
wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."
noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"
wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
by Willy Codewell July 30, 2012
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