whitey tightys

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.

Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.

by Guido1 March 4, 2008

Whitey FurGushOn

When a Male pulls out after Climax an gives one, or more, of his partners a Milk Mustache. aka,The Colonel Sanders

After a long hard session Doggy Style, nothing beats the refreshing feeling of a good Whitey FurGushOn

by Willy Cochran May 10, 2008

Spidey-Whiteys

White male underwear as worn by Spiderman under his Spiderman suit.

SpiderWrangler got caught in his Spidey-Whiteys when he least expected it.

by Tasty McJuicy May 21, 2013

Ay Whitey

Something an Aborginal Australian may yell out to get a white persons attention

"Ay Whitey come ere"
"Ay Whitey got any spare change for da bus"

by Balabigpig June 2, 2020

whitey ford

The lead singer of everlast who dissed eminem to jump start his career...so eminem answered back and fucked him up.

eminem: whitey ford cant rap or sing but he wants to do both

by eminem fan no. 1 May 31, 2006

tighty whiteys

these are awesome underwear because they look and feel like a speedo and i wear those.

elmar the great that happened to me also except mine were just yellow(not from pee) they brought me to the girls locker room and hung by my tighty whiteys then they flicked my nuts and finally slipped them out the side and waited fo the girls to get back in and they all saw my 2 inch penis where they took pictures and posted them on internet and mesage boadr i mean every saw teachers, students and even parents it wwas in the year book. but they let me down and took my clothes so i to had to walk around in tightys but while i was walking..... i got pants and they were taken from me so i ran back to my locker and put on the only cover up i had 2 year old high rise bikinipurple so i walked 2 the offiice and was laighed at by teachers more than students.

by wedgie June 20, 2007

Westside Whitey's

A gang started some where in Oregon containing mostly caucasian males. Their gang colors are black and white, and one of their gang signs is the westside symbol on both hands and then arms crossed to make an X. The gang leader, Dawn, or Godfather is only known by very view people but is said to be one badass muda fucka. They're known to be total badasses and no one wants to fuck with them, and other gangs are scared shitless when faced face to face.

Exp 1:
person 1: Bro! did you hear about the gang fight between the Westside Whitey's and the Latin Kings last night?

person 2: Yeah man! shit went down last night.
Exp 2:
person 1: Man you see what went down last night?

person 2: Yeah Westside Whitey's really fucked that other gang up.

by nigboii February 28, 2011