Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.

Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010

whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person

oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!

by jbp123 July 11, 2011

Whale hunter

A man best known for hooking up with the biggest chicks he can find at the local watering hole.

Person 1: Hey dude did you that chick David brought back home last night?

Person 2: yea what a champion whale hunter!

by Gotemdavie October 13, 2016

Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.

Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Cider whale

A term commonly used atleast in Finland for overweight women who look like they drink a lot of cider.

Hey Janari, look at that cider whale who got stuck in her chair!

by poreet September 22, 2019

The reverse whale spout

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.

Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!

by The OG Jesus January 9, 2017

Whale War

Two or more oversized white women fighting it out

"Dude, you see that fight?"
"Nah man"
"Oh dude, you missed a total whale war!"

by georgiahomeboy113 December 26, 2008