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Weston Jake

Tall
Tats
Huge šŸ“
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his šŸ”
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
šŸ’”He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feelā¤ļø 🩹
šŸ’žI’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to himšŸ–¤
šŸ€I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. šŸ’«
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity…
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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mr weston

The greatest English teacher to ever exist; funny, charming & extremely handsome.

His students tend to sing the Mista Weston song which goes like ā€œI love you Mr Weston (yuh yuh x2)ā€
Bro do you have Mr Weston?

Yes, best teacher ever.
by poopoodiaper55 August 5, 2022
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pull a weston

verb:
when an extremely tall boy ends up having a slightly below average size penis
Girl 1: "How was last night?"
Girl 2: "Meh. I learned that height doesn't really help anything. Totally didn't expect him to pull a weston."
by aka satan December 16, 2016
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Jane and Weston

Soon to be the most gang infested area of Toronto
Jane and Weston was always bad
by Millss March 14, 2017
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Weston and Sophia

Sophia and Weston are the cutest couple ever Weston plays baseball and Sophia plays softball they are literally perfect for each other
OMG they are such a Weston and Sophia
by Anonymous 123456789012345 July 24, 2021
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Weston Favell Academy

A chavy school located in the grotty depths of northampton. For years you shall go to the school, which reminds me very much of a prison, to endure 6 long hours of torture. The teachers are shit and shove utter crap down your throat, and the only shitting thing they care about is your attendance.

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do you want to go to a school that only cares about your attendance and doesn't give you science teachers? yes? well this school is the one for you!

Here at WFA we like to deprive our students of an education, we show this by making it incredibly easy to get isolation and detentions. We also show it by not giving half our GCSE students science teachers that can actually help you. It is a really good system we have here!

If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.

If you love this type of thing then come to WFA one of the best schools the UK can offer.

Anyway, your are trapped in a prison like building with a bunch of dickheads whos only interest in live is penis’, and weed.

Ontop of this you are given a fuckton of homework that after every page will make you want to kys.
person one : Did you go to Weston Favell Academy

today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick
by johnnybigballs98 March 26, 2019
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Christian Weston Chandler

High-functioning autistic and Creator of the internet comic Sonichu. Is famous for his online antics involving numerous trolls towards his views. Also known as: Chris-chan, CWC, Chris Chandler
Alex: Dude, did you read the new issue of Sonichu yet?

Mao: Not yet. Did you see how Chris reacted to the new issue of Asperchu?

Alex: Yeah, Christian Weston Chandler really knows how to get crazy.
by HermanoBluth May 26, 2010
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