Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.

That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.

by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016

weeding

showing up to a wedding baked

dude, we're about to go to a weeding, wanna join?

by syddietittie December 3, 2017

Weeping Pussy

A saying for a soaked vagina.

Elena's weeping pussy moaned for Katherine as she rode her delicate face.

by blair knows all May 11, 2018

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb

Smoking weed - weeding.

1. Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

2. Skipper please tell Private to stop weeding.

3. Awe Owen's, is the nommer still on, that weeding sesh?

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

wheeing

def. 1 - wheezing without the wheeing

def. 2 - laughing, wheezing, and peeing at the same time

BRO OMG I'M WHEEING

by joetoeroe May 7, 2020

tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 22, 2007

weeping cockend

A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...

"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"

by delladette July 13, 2006