WANK BANK

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.

"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"

by Scott Perkins/Tony "two tone" Smith May 16, 2004

wank drunk

To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.

Alright mate, you look really tired.

Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.

by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010

wankception

To masturbate to the thought of masturbating; a wank within a wank.

Last night, i had the greatest wankception ever!

by cockofgold December 15, 2011

wankdump

the british version of poopsterbating

he was wankdumping last night mate

by tweetybird667r January 28, 2014

Wank germs

When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away

Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them

by maxipad101 June 14, 2016

Sex Wank

Masturbating over sex you have recently had.

"Got some action last night boys!"
"Nice, going to have a sex wank?"
"Already have."

by Knutt November 26, 2009

Central Wank

The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.

Matt: Mother Nature...

Stephen: The ultimate MILF.

Matt: Yeah, now I gotta go have a central wank.

by FrankieFFrankton November 18, 2012