Wasted Potential

Not using the pole vault poles to have jousting tournaments

Damn, its wasted potential that we cant joust with the poles, I'd love to see Nick absolutely impaled

by daves.disciples January 21, 2022

wasted away

From the French "oiseaute" (wasot or was'te). When applied to someone, to be as happy and hyper-active as a bird.

- Yo dude, Clara wasted away last weekend, was she on drugs?
- Nah, she just had a LOT of red bull.

by spanishdevil November 24, 2010

Wasted Dick

The condition of a male waking up in the morning with the perfect ability to have sex (having a good erection), but his partner has already awoken and dressed or left for work, thus leaving him sexually stranded.

John, in a mid-morning phone call to his girlfriend, Suzie: I was disappointed that you left early for work this morning, because when I woke up, I had a perfect erection for love making. I guess it's just another episode of "wasted dick".

by Mr. Sammm August 16, 2011

Wasted cans

When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.

Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans

by Cmikesell July 15, 2016

wasted upload

Wasted upload means: you uploaded something to (for example 9gag) and it didn't get very popular and now you have to wait before you can upload again

1st guy says "oh man I can't wait to upload this to 9gag it's gonna be so popular I will get to hot in no time"

(3 hours later)

2nd guy "dude have you seen your post it's not doing so hot"
1st guy "what do you mean?"
2nd guy "see, your post only has 17 points and 4 comments"
1st guy "oh man! I can't believe it, it was such a wasted upload and now I have to wait before I and can upload again"

by silas ahm lemming November 20, 2016

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

wasted white girl wednesday

The act of taking a white female between the ages of 21 and 29 out to a bar, buying all of her drinks in an attempt to get laid just to wind up home alone regretting the decision to take her out because shes a light weight that can't take dick

I finally found a female for wasted white girl wednesday this week!

by #SexyLilBabyGangster8055 August 21, 2019