He’s the guy that expects the world but gives zero back.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.
He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.
He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.
He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.
He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.
by Badbitch4 June 11, 2019
Get the Wasteman mug.An expression used to describe either extreme excitment or extreme frustration taken form "wassum woi woi" a anichent victory war cry used by the people of the bumbagoatgods.
Also used to channel unexpected outburst of energy for no apparent reasons.
Also used to channel unexpected outburst of energy for no apparent reasons.
bruv man won da lottrey!
WASSUM!!!!!!WASSUM!!!!!
bobby was just sitting watchin the bumbagoats play when he suddenly felt very energetic "WASSUM WASSUM" he cried and bobbys peace was restored
WASSUM!!!!!!WASSUM!!!!!
bobby was just sitting watchin the bumbagoats play when he suddenly felt very energetic "WASSUM WASSUM" he cried and bobbys peace was restored
by DaNnY SveN August 8, 2006
Get the wassum mug.A term often used to describe someone who has: no social life, no job or career prospects, very few friends and doesn't care about their personal appearance.
A Wasteman will often spend most of their time at home watching TV and is very often seen out of the confines of his or hers own home. On the rare occasion they are seen out, it will probably be to buy alcohol or drugs.
A Wasteman will often spend most of their time at home watching TV and is very often seen out of the confines of his or hers own home. On the rare occasion they are seen out, it will probably be to buy alcohol or drugs.
Person 1: have you seen Dave lately?
Person 2: nah fam he's always at home smoking pot, he doesn't even have a fuckin job!
Person 1: what a Wasteman!
Person 2: nah fam he's always at home smoking pot, he doesn't even have a fuckin job!
Person 1: what a Wasteman!
by Chine September 9, 2016
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nigga#2: your such a blick wasteman bruv
nigga#3: i like cock
*akward silence*
nigga#2: your such a blick wasteman bruv
nigga#3: i like cock
*akward silence*
by billybob316 October 18, 2008
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by Skitsim Enjoyer May 16, 2022
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guy2: (says something so dumb, nobody wants to be affiliated with the joke)
everyone: (sighs in unison, then scream in unison) "WASSERMAN!!"
guy2: (says something so dumb, nobody wants to be affiliated with the joke)
everyone: (sighs in unison, then scream in unison) "WASSERMAN!!"
by wasserhater October 28, 2009
Get the wasserman mug.dutty wasteman usually means a person who is a dirty waste of time or usually does nothing with their life . Dutty is used to elaborate the meaning of waste man for people you completely hate.
An example of this is : “yo bruv you heard dat tyrique is a dutty wasteman” “yeah fam he sits doing nothing with himself and no one even likes that twat”
by Clappedkidda October 24, 2017
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