Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

Wasilla Teleprompter

Crib Notes that have been written on ones hand, containing vague, useless, or redundant information.

During her speech, Sarah forgot to mention that taxes are bad, so she had to check her Wasilla Teleprompter.

by Octo Parrot February 12, 2010

waelphile

A girl or woman who spends all of her free time day dreaming about or chasing after handsome Arab men.

Meg's on her way to Sundance to try and meet Kais Nashif--she's such a waelphile!

by Eletra Ariadne September 7, 2010

Wasilla Frosty

Snorting coke off an oil drum in Alaska. Outside of summer, anything stored outside in Alaska generally has a dusting of snow on it, so anything snorted would have some real snow and ice in it.

In the new Sarah Palin biography, she does a Wasilla Frosty

by dougr100 September 18, 2011

waelerim

A sad russian/american soyboy but also a total patootie with a one of a kind name. Usually can be summoned by placing cookies with cheese on a plate in the bathroom and chanting "yeehaw daddy" 3 times. Waelerim is also a name for people who have a kink for inflatables.

friend1: I'm kinda sad right now, but thank god i bought a new inflatable to keep me company"
friend2: "god you're such a Waelerim"

by whatanoodle March 1, 2019

wasteling

Noun; a person (especially young) that only consumes and has no past, current or future potential to produce.

The kings daughter is an idle wasteling.

by Joe Blind February 13, 2013

Wasteland

Wasteland commonly referred to as your Butt-Hole.

Fantasy doom can only come to those who enter my wasteland and once you enter my realm, you will hear the thunder, you will see the lightning you will feel the fire and then you will know my reign is true...

by Ameri-Do-Te January 15, 2016