pussy washed

A stage beyond whipped; brain washed by a girl's vagina.

Greg is so pussy washed by his girlfriend Veronica.

by Founder of Ls May 15, 2015

Uni Wooni Wasabi

The name you give as your own when ordering chinese food to receive the unsolicited 20% "family discount".

Hello, I'd like too place an order for delivery please... Yes the name is Uni Wooni Wasabi... Wink wink

by lo mein lover January 14, 2011

dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.

Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?

by YAWA December 2, 2019

FOX-washed

A) The process by which FOX News spins information to rally a conservative demographic.

B) The process of brainwashing that occurs when viewers accept this manipulated news as the truth.

a) Obama's speech, revealing how he has cut taxes for 90% of Americans, was FOX-washed to portray that he is actually raising taxes -- by using a clip out of context.

b) The FOX-washed crowd jeered at Obama's visit, calling him a socialist and comparing him to Hitler.

by Mister John October 29, 2010

washed out

adjective describing something faded in color and has become muted. also an adjective describing someone who is hazy, and usually tranquil and peaceful. it signifies that something is less vibrant or lively than it once was.

That shirt looks washed out. It used to be much more red than that, but now it's light pink.

He looks washed out, he must've spent a lot of time at work and is tired.

by thefriendlyhughes September 27, 2011

Washed Up

Tyler Perry - A director who rehashes the same movie about a poor/middle class black family in really bad situations again and again. He is not remotely funny. His career is done like dinner.

Honey you're washed up like Tyler Perry.

by JanetsBitch September 10, 2010

New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009