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tally wacker 

1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.
1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.
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Weed Wacker

Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.
"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."
Weed Wacker by BeauFIndley May 2, 2010

Weed Wacker

Its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the masturbates.
Yo dude.
What??
I got so fucking stoned last night.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah yo. I got horny then i beat the meat.
Nice yo (:
Its called Weed Wacking in other words imma Weed Wacker!
Weed Wacker by CubzLuva12 December 8, 2012

Waples the Weiner Wacker 

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.
Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

cock wacker

1)someone who acts like a dickhead or does stupid stuff.

2)somne who jerks off when other guys are around
1)brady spilled pop on me, what a cock wacker!

2)cody is such a cock wacker, i walked in on him the other day!it ws ansty!
cock wacker by brady sucks April 9, 2007

Tally wacker 

Your inner anger creates this beast of a wepon that you must unleash opon your woman, USE WITH CAUTION
My woman pissed me off so I shut her up with my tally wacker

#Willy Wacker

Someone who shacks A penis very hard, simulating a "weed Wacker"
She gave me a #willy Wacker
#Willy Wacker by Face211 September 27, 2018