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Turtle Waxing

Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.
Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.

Man 2: What did u do to her?

Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!

Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
by Gangstermac January 13, 2014
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Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.
"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."
by buttcircus May 1, 2012
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Alabama Hot Waxing

Its when you first eat something that makes you want to take a shit eg. Taco Bell you go to the toilet put wax strip on your ass hole and then you take a shit. When you feel that you cant push more of your shit you take strip off.
eg. "Damn man, after this taco bell i did Alabama Hot Waxing. That feels so great"
by FankyManky June 22, 2017
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junk waxing

Anything that leads that wonderful post orgasm moment. Ahh
He had a wicked case of blue balls and needed some good junk waxing.
by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
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board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party
Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.
by Devinbam January 1, 2008
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time waxing

to wax or shave the area on your arm where you wear your watch to avoid irritation
my wrist is itching i must be ready for a time waxing
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009
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Wenis Waxing

Wenis waxing is very important to substain a healthy strong wenis. You need to take part in this everyday if you want a great wenis. most people who wax their wenis have better wenis sex. you need to wax your wenis at least 15 times a day.
Jeff: Gena are you using that candle anymore?

Gena: No, why?

Jeff: I need wax to take part in Wenis Waxing, i ran out.

gena: Ok. Sure, you can have it.
by Jeff Taco December 29, 2010
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