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Atomic voter

Someone who goes out to vote, regardless of the situation or what's happening in their own country or world. Named as such because they'd go out and vote even if an atomic bomb dropped.
We were hit by a hurricane yesterday and Tom is still going to the polls. He really is an atomic voter.
by rtivey01 October 2, 2022
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Informal Voter

Someone who chooses to deliver a swift kick to the balls to democracy in an election, by scribbling profanities or drawing nonsensical pictures on their voting slip, thus making it invalid.

Particularity irritating during federal elections, this causes a huge waste of time for ballot counters as well as the fact you're throwing away your opportunity to have a say in anything.
Informal Voter: Haha, I drew a dick on my voting slip, elections are gay!

Person: Fuck you're an idiot.
by Fazzmania August 24, 2010
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national voter registration day

The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.

Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.
"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."

"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"
by Publius_real November 23, 2021
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Scofflaw Voter

A short dictionary definition of "scofflaw" is "a contemptuous law violator." In practice it is often used to refer to a husband who stops paying his court-ordered alimony or child support. But, the term "scofflaw" can also be applied to US citizens who have the right to vote in elections, but who neglect to do so. In our democracy, voting is the most basic civic duty. Unless blocked by voter suppression, illness, or other understandable reason, voting should never be neglected.
Given all the current frustration with our national government, one primary cause of bad or weak government is the almost 40% of eligible voters, the scofflaw voters, who for whatever reason or rational, choose not to vote .
by PPpdddddddcc February 8, 2020
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voter insemination

When someone plants the idea that candidates that have no chance of winning, who are not very popular except as potential cult figures are the only legitimate choice to vote for. They really don't take into account the fact that these candidates are often narcissistic and only put in enough effort to spoil and election. The voter inseminaters often play to one's guilt and plant the idea that a person will be going against their better angels if they don't vote for these no chance of winning candidates.

Sadly the most popular presidential candidates have actually won the popular vote but lost the general election and were later considered to be losers because they did not win the electoral college. The cult candidate only getting enough votes to through the election is often considered a villain.

Sadly inseminated voters often slowly watch much of what they took for granted dismantled and things get worse - wars, broken economy, their jobs, environmental deterioration, human rights violations, justice system failure, pandemics, racism, homophobia.
In many cases very derisive candidates employ the practice of voter insemination to siphon a popular candidates votes off. Many times the voter inseminaters are able redirect the most extreme activist to volunteer tirelessly for some fringe extreme cult figure who they feel better represents their concept of utopia.

In extremely rare cases voter insemination has a positive benefit if people are inspired to actually vote in an election that they may not have otherwise bothered to do. While their vote of the non-viable candidate may be clearly wasted they may vote in other elections on the ballot for candidates that would not have occurred otherwise and so make a big difference in close elections that have candidates that are more closely aligned with their values.

In some cases voter insemination fails completely and the voter instead becomes overly apathetic and refuses to vote for any candidate because they don't want to participate in a corrupt system. This can have a really negative effect on all levels of government especially when good people don't participate.
by mlhiss March 29, 2020
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undersided voter

Someone who has zero doubt who they'll vote for, and says "Well, gosh, I can't really decide at this point."
Skewing the polls, giving the country a false image of its future, she characterized herself as an undersided voter.
by Monkey's Dad August 24, 2020
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ABT Voter

Anybody But Trump Voter
Person 1: I'm voting for Biden because of his environmental policies. How about you?
Person 2: I'm just an ABT voter.
Person 1: ABT what's that?
Person 2: Anybody But Trump.
by Classicsdude October 27, 2020
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