Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

Virtually All

When something is essentially true in totality. Generally within the range of 96-99%.

Only a couple of birds can’t fly, meaning virtually all birds have the gift of flight.

by Jamie Griffin February 18, 2020

Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.

Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.

by Virslinda July 26, 2012

virtual riot

The most amazing producer in the history of time.

Me: Yo man, have you heard this new track?
Some other guy: That's fucking sick, bro. Who is that? Skrillex?
Me: No, that's not fucking Skrillex you stupid piece of fucking shit. That's Virtual Riot!

by turtleblaster69 April 2, 2017

Virtual Prostitution

An activity in which one engages in sexual activity with another person, whom neither have ever seen/met in real life before. Usually the two meet online.

Guy 1: Dude! I offered to trade money for one of my online friends' love yesterday!

Friend: That's virtual prostitution, man.

by Ai Run January 3, 2014

Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.

Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.

by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003