velvet pussy

When the pussy taste sweet.

When the pussy is bomb

That girl has some bomb velvet pussy

by BeeAbitch333 June 6, 2018

Velvet Underground

The Most kickass band ever, influenced thousands of musicians and just were awesome.

"The first Velvet Underground album only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it formed a band."-Peter Buck

by Rockerz101 January 2, 2012

velvet fiddle

The clitoris or, as they say, "the little man in the boat"

She was never really into men; I guess she was sexually content with staying home with her cat watching the Twilight series and playing her velvet fiddle 'til she fell asleep...

by mistereddie November 27, 2012

velvet gnarly

A blowjob from and elderly woman who has removed her dentures.

Sweetheart, remove your teeth and give me a velvet gnarly

by partylights October 15, 2017

Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.

My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Velvet pear

slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached

Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!

by The (Real) Great Western Satan November 20, 2009

Velvet Swan

A woman so mystical she represents a creature never seen by man.

Did you see that girl? She looked like a Velvet Swan.

by Charlie1243 April 29, 2011