von brock

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.

Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.

by Vonbrock November 25, 2013

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von whore

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.

On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!

by Que Pasta July 12, 2017

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von byrden

A very annoying friend

I hated that Von Byrden last night

by C0gajfsfg November 16, 2017

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To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.

by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018

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