von brock 

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.

Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.

von brock by Vonbrock November 25, 2013

von whore 

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.

On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!

von whore by Que Pasta July 12, 2017

von byrden 

A very annoying friend

I hated that Von Byrden last night

von byrden by C0gajfsfg November 16, 2017

Von Dutching 

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.

Von Dutching by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018

von taylor 

an alabam ni- and he wants to be free

hey get back here!
no im a von taylor!

von taylor by big dead February 15, 2019

Von Trotter 

A gay/bi sexual person afraid to come out the closet, but comes out sooner or later.

I am a Von Trotter.

Von Trotter by Nothing but Facts!!! November 1, 2019

von eberstein 

a cute german person that everyone loves

I wish I was more like that Von Eberstein!

von eberstein by aeb312 October 27, 2020