von brock

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.

Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.

by Vonbrock November 25, 2013

von Storch

A unique last name for unique people. That is of dutch/german dissent

Person1: hi, whats your last name?
Person2: my last name is von Storch

by wookiecookie May 25, 2009

von whore

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.

On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!

by Que Pasta July 12, 2017

von byrden

A very annoying friend

I hated that Von Byrden last night

by C0gajfsfg November 16, 2017

von taylor

an alabam ni- and he wants to be free

hey get back here!
no im a von taylor!

by big dead February 15, 2019

Von Trotter

A gay/bi sexual person afraid to come out the closet, but comes out sooner or later.

I am a Von Trotter.

by Nothing but Facts!!! November 1, 2019

von eberstein

a cute german person that everyone loves

I wish I was more like that Von Eberstein!

by aeb312 October 27, 2020