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Vampire

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022
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vampire vag

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.
"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.
Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*
by Kat T. May 3, 2014
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vampire salsa

heavy, thick flow during your period
My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.
by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010
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Vampire Bitch

A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.

The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.

So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
Jim: What did you do last night?

Glenn: Nothing

Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?

Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.

Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.

Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
by Charlie T. March 31, 2013
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vampire's lunch box

The tin box in the lady's room to store used tampon's
yo that vampire's lunch box was ill wid all dose bloody rags
by DaBratt January 24, 2008
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Vampire Dick

The condition whereby you look in the mirror and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.
After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this morn and saw in my reflection that I now had vampire dick.
by Sebastiandangerfield July 18, 2018
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