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derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery

Random recruit: "Yo bro how would you define Astoria?"
Me, who's seen how fucking stupid the server is: "Derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery."
by omnicontrol October 12, 2023
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Utter domination

Species of dog that has trained itself that whenever it needs to flip a card trick it comes up Aces
Ace dog prowled into the set and when he flipped his cards he flipped all Aces and smoked everyone with utter domination.
by Sixtoomanycatz August 13, 2018
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utter licker

A hillbilly that’s 5’4 or shorter and missing at least the front two teeth, uses insults such as fat ass, tumble weed, whore, tulip, Rollie pollie and flat tire. Questionably gay but probably.
Oh ya well your an utter licker!!
by Blobfish2.0 December 8, 2021
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Utter Tutt

Northern English colloquialism used as a variant to the phrase ‘utter shite’. Reclaimed as an affectionate term to describe clutter or additional items in a home.

Tutt is basically crap you don’t need but by god do you want. A non necessity, but a self indulgent luxury. Tutt is comfort. Tutt makes a home.
The house was covered in Utter Tutt.
What did he get you for Christmas? Utter Tutt.
Tk maxx is filled with Utter Tutt
by The Northern Translator January 22, 2022
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nutter utters

noun. balls; usually wet with sweat; a something bad
dude 1: i just got pooped on.

dude 2: that sucks nutter utters.

dude 1: nahh... i am brazillion.
by dudew/computer July 14, 2011
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Cum utter

A man cum into a rubber glove and then ties it off and the woman the strokes the fingers like a cow utter into her mouth
Look at that bitch sucking out of that cum utter
by Randm July 30, 2020
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An utter jackass

Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram
People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram
by A random pig November 20, 2021
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