Unfair Dismyffal

To have your social networking profile banned (or smyffed) for no apparent reason other than living life.

Usually occurs when the network administrators take their rules too literally i.e.

1. Having too many friends
2. Being a member of a banned group
3. Sending too many messages
4. Not using your profile much

Can also occur when a third party asks you to shut your profile down, such as your employer when they think you are networking in work time.

DAVE: Well done John for getting smyffed.

JOHN: Thanks Dave, but that wasn't my intention. I was catching up with friends on Facebook during my lunch break, and before you know it, I'm dragged into the office and given a bollocking!

DAVE: Sorry to here that John. What occured?

JOHN: Well they forced me to close my account or lose my job.....I had to close my account of course 'cos I have a family to feed. I have a lawyer on the case though......we're taking them to court on the grounds of unfair dismyffal.

DAVE: Good luck with that....gotta go.....tell me all about it on Twitter later on!!

by Mahabarat March 16, 2010

Unfireable

To be self employed

When you own the business, the last thing you would have to worry about is someone letting you go, you’re unfireable

by Unfireable March 6, 2018

Unari

A pretty girl that has humor and can get annoying but most people love her she can make your frown turn upside down

Unari is a lovely funny person

by Unari November 24, 2018

unfactual

a word commonly used by teabaggers when they have to defend lies and whatever crap that came out of their mouth.

also a new addition to the sarah palin dictionary for mentally retarded people.

Christine O'donnell: I refudiate these unfactual statements.
(when asked why she lied about her education history)

by obie legrand October 9, 2010

unfact

a fact that is understandable

"I am dating Mrs. Shanefelter"
"that is an unfact"

by theguywhoisdatingmilosmom March 24, 2020

unfact

An opinion or perception (usually wrong) that is stated as fact.

There goes that moron spouting his unfacts again.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

Unfaithful

When a he or she is obviously sleeping around behind their significant others back.

Normal guy: Hey who were you talking to on the phone?
Khaled: Oh, just my girlfriend. We met on vacation.
Normal guy: Bro, I thought you were married.
Khaled: I am but whatever bro .

Normal guy: Bro, that's unfaithful

by Itsmemartyo January 9, 2019