United Stater

Anyone who is not a native of the United States of America.
The term "American" fails to accurately describe someone living in the USA, because "America" refers to all of North and South America, so unless you are refering to each and every person on these two continents, you can not use the term "American". When refering to someone who lives in the USA, they are called a United Stater. Click tater hater for more information.

"Wow, George Bush is such a United Stater! So am I! So is everyone who lives in the USA!"

United Staters are Americans, but Americans are not always United Staters.

There are over 300 million United Staters.

United Stater by Ikurasake Gerigenion September 19, 2007

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united states

A country inbetween Canada and Mexico

I'm proud to live in the U S of A

united states by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005

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United States of America

A place you're proud to call home. You will accept no other substitute for freedom, and you will not accept crappy definitions for the land of the free and the brave.

Most of all, GO AMERICA.

Because I live in the United States of America, I can choose what to do with my money! GO CAPITALISM!

United States of America by Loveable George W. Bush September 22, 2010

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United States

One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Proud to become a United States Citizen. , if you don't like it!? deal with it!

United States by sagcfl01 July 5, 2011

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United States

The country every asshole in the world, both inside and outside, like to bitch and moan about. Constantly mocked by these same assholes for its highly religious population comparable to the rest of the world, as well as its obligation to protect every individual's right to own a firearm. Other unfunny joke material include the United States' healthcare system, which unlike other countries doesn't make you fucking wait for eternity to visit the doctor, and our no bullshit attitude towards terrorist threats.

This is of course until shit hits the fan and they need tons of aid money or a stronger military force to bail them out, which usually ends up being the United States' job

An asshole, if the United States intervenes in a foreign conflict: "The United States shouldn't be policing the world!"

An asshole, if the United States doesn't intervene in a foreign conflict: "The United States is ignoring the plight of these less fortunate countries!"

An asshole, if the United States ends up saving their country AGAIN: ".......I'll pretend this never happened."

United States by Jman1991 December 25, 2010

United States

the enemy of the world

Everyone with an IQ over 30: We need to end the United States

United States by ♥🗺☠ March 3, 2021

united states

America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom.

united states by King Homo Erectus May 29, 2010

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