Thoob

1. A woman whose body appears to almost entirely consist of massive thighs/Ass and large Boobs

God damn George Janny is one hell of a thoob

I know Danny that stupid fucking thoob is hot as hell

by Lancaster6991 June 8, 2020

toobin it

surfin porn and rubbin one out during a remote work zoom call

Dude was toobin it while zoomin with co-workers

by dantact October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate at work, especially on a zoom call.

"I got fired because my boss caught me toobin at the team meeting."

by RSquad October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

by Noxid625 October 20, 2020

Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.

Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.

by Flog Logger October 21, 2020

toobick

diminutive of Tuberculosis. Use when need to dramatize someone's cough, compare it with tuberculosis.

Khe...khee...
- I've got the sickness...
-GO PHUCKIN HOME QUCKLY! don't spread your toobick on us!!

by KlausBorski October 22, 2020

Toob

The word Toob refers to any handheld or mounted grenade launcher.

Person: This is my toob. Here is what it does.
*explosion*

by _#%^*> October 6, 2022