twitterpated

comes from the behaviour of squirrels during the mating season and is mentioned by Beatrix Potter in one of her books

"Squirrell Nutkin twitterpated through the leaves"

by russ bear November 24, 2003

twitterpated

to have writer's block in regards to your tweets

"I wanted to tweet about this, but I got all twitterpated."

by Jane Hathaway August 1, 2012

Twitterbitch

One who reveals other peoples secrets via social networking sites, such as Twitter.

girlywhirly12: (a.k.a. a twitterbitch)
Remember the whole scandal between Lexi and Evan? Well, it turns out they got together last night at Tabby, a.k.a. Evan's girlfriends, party last night. What a whore!
7:43 PM May 30th from txt

by laurelfloral June 4, 2009

twiterpating

unstoppable and sudden muscle spasms occuring in the lower body.

Thumper from the disney movie "BAMBI" had a twiterpating problem in his lower body.

by kyle robertson August 16, 2006

twitterpated

When you can't think of something good to tweet. Combination of twitter and constipated.

Feeling quite twitterpated, Jeff just couldn't squeeze out a tweet.

by cranflavin September 24, 2011

twitterpaited

A term used to describe a female who is expierencing extreme desire to bang every single good looking male she comes across

Upon seeing a gorgeous piece of ass, Holly said, I'm feeling spring fever like crazy, I'm so twitterpaited.

by Carmxellllllaaa February 27, 2009

Twiderpated

When someone is completely flustered over something very easily understood, or when they just cant seem to grasp the general concept of why some one is doing what they are doing.

Ie. She was all twiderpated when her friends told her that her hair looked awful.
Ie. "Dude shes like 250 in a bikini, im all twiderpated, how'd she get that thing on?"

by Lilmoejane July 12, 2006