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Twatcap

A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.
"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."
by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006
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Twatclops

A vagina slammed so hard, that when the dick is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!
by Mr. Swine Stone October 20, 2010
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twitch thot

a person who is so dumb that it needs to constantly show boobs on twitch stream to gain views and donations
does alinity (not her real name) always showing her boobs on stream? stupid twitch thot
by 9-year old kid June 9, 2018
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Twitch Boomer

The accurate description for Twitch Partners that hate on affiliates. Are ungrateful of how they got their claim to fame. Or simply refuse to keep up with the times and realize the platform they started on has evolved and wish that things would go back to simpler times when they didn't have to worry about creating quality content or be entertaining to retain their viewer count.

Aka any Twitch Partner usually from 2016 and before(early 2017 sometimes also) that thinks the Affiliate program resulted in people stealing subs from them. Partners who think Affiliates shouldn't be on the front page. People who do not understand that Twitch has evolved into a business and people will leverage sponsorships or partnerships to advertise their channels.
Butthurt Partner: Affiliates don't deserve more benefits. We need to claw back on rewards for them. Partners are suffering as it is. I haven't been back on the front page in 2 weeks. When I started streaming and I grinded to Partner I suffered so I must make others suffer.

Viewer: Yikes this Twitch Boomer is going off again.

Affiliates: Why do you hate affiliates, you were just like us at one point or another.

Butthurt Partner: NO YOU WEREN'T, I never used my website to leverage driving traffic to my stream and if I had to suffer to get partner SO SHOULD YOU, AND YOU SHOULD LURK AND SUB TO ME AND CHAT IN MY STREAM WHENEVER I AM LIVE FOR THE HOPE THAT I MIGHT RAID YOU ON A 1% CHANCE BECAUSE THATS HOW I NETWORKED.

Affiliate: So you are too dumb to realize that Twitch promotes embedding your stream and even has a public developer document showing anyone how to accomplish this? Alright guess I gotta suffer because you can't get more than 15 viewers anymore because you can't create good content. Ok Twitch Boomer.

Viewer: Yikes yeah he is a Twitch Boomer.

**Actual excerpt from a stream that was sent to me of a Twitch Partner attacking affiliates who has in the past also banned affiliates for using their own channel emotes in his channel stating it was "advertising your stream" **
by mysteriousdewd May 5, 2020
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Twatcident

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.
I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.
by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020
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Twitch Acting

The act of faking content on Twitch. The streamer often has a script and paid actors.
Viewer: Yo DotoDoya stop Twitch Acting it's getting pretty obvious!
DotoDoya: Oh right boys let me stop Twitch Acting real quick. I'll even throw away the script, how about that?
by 10xworsethanwalmart March 1, 2021
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Mr. Twitchell

Mr. Twitchell is a sexy and beautiful businessman, and the inventor of Summer Wheeze, which is a spray can product that can make snow disappear instantly. Mr. Twitchell, hopes to use the product to win over the people of Beansboro so that he will be crowned King of the Beansboro Winter Carnival, which he does and he also defeats the evil Frosty in a anime battle, implying he is cool and that Beansboro should bow down to him).

To Twitchell's delight, and Frosty's dismay, the town of Beansboro falls head over heels for "Summer Wheeze," causing Frosty (The Villian) to fear for his long-term safety. the film's antagonist, Holly DeCarlo and her friend Charles try by any means to kill Frosty from the safe chemical spray, and help ensure that Twitchell's product is safe to the environment

At the Winter Carnival, Mr. Twitchell makes a grand appearance with his delivery trucks, how ever Frosty and Holly take the microphone on the stage and an attempt to persuade the townspeople that Mr. Twitchell is a VILLIAN when he is not, and see that Twitchell's product would revive nature itself. Mr. Twitchell and the citizens begin rapping about the joys of Summer Wheeze, while Holly and Charles jump in their truck in attempt to run over Mr. Twitchell out of revenge for ruining their business.

However they skid on the ice and fall into the frozen lake Mr. Twitchell is declared the rapping king, but In the end, he and Bones the cat try make amends with Frosty.
Mr. Twitchell is such a GOOD businessman. He sells summer wheeze to kill that stupid Frosty the Snowman.
by Johnathan 3 October 20, 2021
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