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Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.
Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?

Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells
by Skiters April 18, 2011
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Turnish

1. A boy, often named Paul, who has poor writing. Usually, a "turnish" will write in all caps making it difficult to decipher maps they have constructed.

2. A grandmother's name for her grandson.
1. "Oh, you silly turnish! I can barely read these notes you gave me."

2. "Turnish, my love, why don't you ever give your grandmother a call?"
by DaynaGal February 20, 2009
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Turnipseed

Someone who thinks they are the best at all sports and positions but really isnt. Is very stupid but trys to act smart; very conceded.
You are so dumb you turnipseed!
by Spencer Morris October 31, 2006
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Turnip

Large feces
also used to describe something that is horrible, of no use or plain no good.
This t.v. programme is turnip!" or "The dog has just done a turnip on the rug!
by The Turnipator June 17, 2010
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Minty Turnip

An experience where you are harassed by someone (often on Facebook) by a white person.
White person - "I noticed your name sounds like "Minty Turnip""
by ClassyFlosser March 4, 2011
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turnipo

the eastern turnip empire, ruled by queen turnip...the one and only greatness, hehe. she is ruler dont mess
jess is queen turnip of turnipo, dont mess with her, nope nope.
by jessabel and mr. turnip October 16, 2003
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Turnip

Former manager of the England national soccer team, Aston Vile, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Watford.
Famous for giving international careers to mediocre players.
1)There goes Graham 'Turnip' Taylor
2)Oy Turnip NO
by Henry Lartey February 15, 2004
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