Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.
Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?
Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells
Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells
by Skiters April 18, 2011
Get the Turnip mug.1. A boy, often named Paul, who has poor writing. Usually, a "turnish" will write in all caps making it difficult to decipher maps they have constructed.
2. A grandmother's name for her grandson.
2. A grandmother's name for her grandson.
1. "Oh, you silly turnish! I can barely read these notes you gave me."
2. "Turnish, my love, why don't you ever give your grandmother a call?"
2. "Turnish, my love, why don't you ever give your grandmother a call?"
by DaynaGal February 20, 2009
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Someone who thinks they are the best at all sports and positions but really isnt. Is very stupid but trys to act smart; very conceded.
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Famous for giving international careers to mediocre players.
Famous for giving international careers to mediocre players.
by Henry Lartey February 15, 2004
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