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tube stick

noun A phrase for the Penis
From the movie Full Metal Jacket
I want to slip my tube stick into your sister
by Farrar November 3, 2006
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Tube Steak

A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long
1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013
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tube light

some one whos slow when it comes to jokes
it takes him a while to get a joke.

tube lights flash 3-4 times before they go on.

a slow person blinks 3 - 4 times before getting a funny joke and then laughs
maaan ur such a fuckin tube light
i hate tellin jokes to tube lights
your a tube light, ass hole
you killed the joke tube light
by Sincere February 28, 2005
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tube surfing

to balance (hands-free) while riding the subway in London, which is called the tube (hence, tube surfing)
"Right mate, we were kicked off the bloody tube for tube surfing"
by bonster2000 April 1, 2007
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Tube steak

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013
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Tube 8

A kick-ass totally free porn website. It has many categories including fetish, lesbian, gay, hardcore, amateur, blowjob, asian, shemale, ebony, erotic, anal, latina, mature, strip, teen and high definition. No pop ups, just awesome porn. Go to tube8.com to see more!
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by elephantico October 22, 2010
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Tube face

The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.
I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.
by Paul Grant March 21, 2007
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