trumpet

A simultaneous rim job and handjob.

J: Did you go home with that guy last night?

M: Yeah.

J: Did you fuck him?

M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.

by JohnnyAZ May 23, 2006

trumpet

An over sized and over rated version of a cornet i mean come on CORNETS ROCK

look at those trumpet players...they should buy a nice shiny cornet like mine!!

by bias wensleydale evil thing June 11, 2005

Trumpeter

The act of blowing into a woman's vagina, and then opening and closing the labia to make the sound of a trumpet or a balloon deflating.

She hardly expected to have a trumpeter in her bed, and boy could he blow.

by Dizzie Gillespie I ain't January 16, 2008

Trumpeted

When you projectile vomit up in the air and move your head side to side. You can do this while laying on the floor or couch in your friends room. It is the ultimate burn. An alternate definition is rolling off the couch and land in your own vomit.

Steve trumpeted in my room last night.

by Schnitzel Klop November 07, 2009

Trumpet

a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.

yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.

by Vajitarian April 09, 2011

Trumpet

A person who changes their policies to reflect those of Trump

He's a fucking Trumpet

by Walter Dominoe October 25, 2018

Trumpet

A musical brass instrument,

or a puppet supporter of Trump who follows their cult leader blindly.

Blow the trumpet, the four horsemen are coming.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.

by Simmaniac January 13, 2021