touched

“touched” is a metaphor for being stabbed.

How many times have I touched them kids, the whole opp blocks been molested?

by thewholeoppblock February 25, 2020

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

Twouche

A combination of a Twat and a Douche

Person A: "Hi, do you like my new crombie t-shirt, it 's so ACE! I feel so cash in it!"

Person B: "Shut up you fucking Twouche!"

by Sforce-smashT May 16, 2009

water toucher

a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus

i just did a water toucher get the axe

by knivesron August 16, 2010

Touches

Any form of gettin it in.

1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.

by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012

Seattle touchee

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.

Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!

by James Glenridge December 24, 2008

touched roads

After serving time in jail or prison and you are finally released.

Man 1: Yo my nigga just touched roads

Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for

Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse

Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in

by TorontoGs April 11, 2018