personal trainer

the one at the gym that can bench press 5000 lbs and expects you to do the same even though you never lifted anything heavier than a wii controler. she stands over you yelling "one more! come on you whimpy little wuss! quit crying and lift that! it's only 5 lbs!" You thought you wanted to get into shape but she is making your life an achey hell and now you're so sore it hurts to breathe! she also wants you to run for half an hour and you can't even run from the sofa to the fridge without wheezing because of smoking 5 packs a day and drinking a 12 pack of BudLite for each meal.

"I really want to meet you on xbox live but I can't get up and turn it on cuz my personal trainer worked me over really good 3 days ago. I almost couldn't pick up the phone to answer your call I hurt so bad! Hey, buy the way, can you come over for a bit with some BudLite and feed me cuz I can't make it into the kitchen I hurt so bad."

by i'mamynotami April 13, 2008

Toilet Trainer

A male protitute who works out of mens rooms.

Being a toilet trainer helped me buy my new Pinto!

by Meghann December 13, 2004

TrainReq

TrainReq was the guy who hacked Miley Cyrus's email and leaked some naughty pictures of her onto the internet. He is also into hacking/exploiting MySpace.

Google for more info.

Miley: zOMG! TrainReq hacked my email! I didn't know until I saw it on Nancy Grace.
TrainReq: lulz. pwnt bitch!

by maxCorex October 13, 2008

crew trainer

An employee who works at Wendy's who is allowed to boss people around but can bail out when there's any trouble.

Crew Trainer: I told Justin to get a sweep-down but when that bus came in I punched out and left the manager high and dry in the middle of a rush.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

trained

result of an act of jealousy whereas someone pulls a train over your entire raid. see also COS

COS just trained your ass!

by a dawg March 27, 2004

trainger

a stranger you meet while riding the metro/subway who you connect with between stops, before either exchanging contact info or never meeting again

Dylan bailed on me for the punk concert this weekend, but I started chatting with a trainger on the downtown F yesterday and it turns out we both have tickets for the same night!

by richierushes September 20, 2022

trangenese

A language specifically spoken by those who identify as transgender.

I would have understood Essence had that not been Trangenese.

by Kelsalicious January 27, 2018