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Toftoise

A toftoise is a smart guy who likes to make puns. Also a typo for tortoise.
Guy 1: Hurry up dude you're such a toftoise
Guy 2: Toftoise 💀
by Leoner March 19, 2022
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Tortoising

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.
My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!
by gurgi July 13, 2009
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tortoising

the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling
He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.
by Uwish U. Knewme May 11, 2010
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Tortoiseshell

A breed of cat that usaully has brown black and orange patches all over them.
Venus the Two Faced cat is a beautiful tortoiseshell
by Poptart Rat January 25, 2019
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Tortoiseun

You are being extremely tortoiseun!
by SipdarmaanBahaSimpson June 10, 2021
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Tortoiseitis

Slower than fuck. A very slow person.
It takes that bitch forever to put her makeup on she has tortoiseitis.
by Mike Hawksbigger January 31, 2023
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tortoisey

when there are two or more tortoises within the same location.
Wow, look at those two tortoises, it’s getting tortoisey!
by summer117 July 22, 2024
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