Toftoise

A toftoise is a smart guy who likes to make puns. Also a typo for tortoise.

Guy 1: Hurry up dude you're such a toftoise
Guy 2: Toftoise 💀

by Leoner March 19, 2022

Tortoising

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.

My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!

by gurgi July 13, 2009

tortoising

the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling

He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.

by Uwish U. Knewme May 11, 2010

Tortoiseshell

A breed of cat that usaully has brown black and orange patches all over them.

Venus the Two Faced cat is a beautiful tortoiseshell

by Poptart Rat January 25, 2019

Tortoiseun

The act of being slow.

You are being extremely tortoiseun!

by SipdarmaanBahaSimpson June 10, 2021

Tortoiseitis

Slower than fuck. A very slow person.

It takes that bitch forever to put her makeup on she has tortoiseitis.

by Mike Hawksbigger January 31, 2023

tortoisey

when there are two or more tortoises within the same location.

Wow, look at those two tortoises, it’s getting tortoisey!

by summer117 July 22, 2024