Three-J

A blowjob consisting of one man and two women. IE: two women sucking on one penis.

Kevin: Damn, I heard Bridget gave you a BJ the other night.
Jeremy: Yah her AND her friend. It was a total Three-J!!

by Silky J-diddy June 19, 2011

PEI Threesome

when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!

i totally had a PEI threesome last night!! that girl was 6 months pregnant!

by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009

Johnny Threechord

Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...

Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.

by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010

Lonely Threesome

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(

Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011

Skowhegan Threesome

A threesome involving a young male and two cats. Named for where it originated in Skowhegan Maine.

Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!

by Riley T April 7, 2021

Multiples of Three

Derived from the term '69'. A more subtle way of saying 69.

Because they are both multiples of three. Used in situations where saying 69 is not appropriate.

"I want to explore all the multiples of three with (hot person)."

by sdoty123 February 20, 2012

Three Hole Goal

The act of pursuing penetration in all three orifices of a woman in one sexual session.

"Last night was awesome I got my three hole goal and it wasn't even my birthday!"

"I got one thing on my mind...a three hole goal"

"Your sister gave up the 3HG"

by Steven H Mills December 20, 2009