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a brief history of the word: This word comes from a most intelligent friend of mine. I mean, look, he made this word up, and he's in AP English!
a brief history of the word: This word comes from a most intelligent friend of mine. I mean, look, he made this word up, and he's in AP English!
by Jon Luitkas. June 9, 2003
Get the Toppest mug.Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.
Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?
Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!
Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!
by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009
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1. Sexual - the act of one who is a bottom or versatile being fucked anally, with a penis or pegged with a strap-on dildo.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
1. He got topped the other night bi a well-hung bull.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
by JamieCurious July 3, 2009
Get the Topped mug.When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
Get the Topeethur mug.an identifier for those who exhibit such raw, unfiltered top energy that it silences all bottoms within a 50 yd. raidus.
"Damn I feel my pussy quivering, is top/topself coming this way?"
"You mean L1v? Yeah they're coming over here."
"Shit I gotta get this under control, I'll see you later."
"You mean L1v? Yeah they're coming over here."
"Shit I gotta get this under control, I'll see you later."
by shower vampire March 30, 2021
Get the top/topself mug.A type of meeting intended to increase productivity by prohibiting the use of electronic devices. Hereby the use the Blackberry, iPhone, and other cell phones or hand-held devices is banned, especially laptops.
The whole managerial team is currently unavailable because they are all in a topless meeting and don't want to be disturbed.
by millibuilder April 13, 2010
Get the Topless meeting mug.the face one makes when they are tirelessly trying to convince you that they are right (about what, it does not matter).
"As he tried to explain why Dr. Drew is not a doctor, you should've seen him. "Classic" topherface."
by ProgPrincess December 19, 2009
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