Toploader

A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs

"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

topless tutor

tutor gets naked when a student answers questions correctly.

Lexy: Guys, that's not in the topless tutor rules!
Us: Yes it is! now get naked, bitch.

by titsmcgee September 6, 2007

TopLeaf

The scariest Booter in Australia

Oh my god is that TopLeaf, let's dashboard it.

by CallMeHosTT January 10, 2011

topless roll

Common term for a roll around or hook-up where the shirt comes off and the pants stay on.

Q: Did you have sex with him? A: No, we just rolled around. Q: Was it a nudie roll? A: Yes (if nude); No, just a topless roll (if pants were left on); No, it was very PG (if all clothes left on).

by Nudierollqueen January 12, 2008

Toly Basher

A term used when someone is being an idiot or a bit thick.

“Oh you Toly basher”

“Go and get me my Irn Bru you Toly basher”

by Greysaswaggomy November 15, 2021

louos toplinsun

louis tomlinson with a bit of spice

louos toplinsun, so true!!

by honeycomb28 January 29, 2021

topless boxing

Uniquely female form of fighting, involving boxing while revealing breasts. A type or sub-genre of foxy boxing, girlfight, bitchfight, chickfight or catfight. Popular in certain varieties of bars and strip clubs and available on numerous web sites.

My woman don't like me fucking that bitch with huge tits. There's only one solution: topless boxing.

by Illam August 9, 2007