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toobin

To masturbate or play with ones penis
Jeffery Toobin "forgot" his web cam was on and was caught toobin in front of his colleagues during a Zoom call
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toobin

To masturbate while on a WebEX or Zoom call with the camera turned on
CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey T. was caught toobin while on a Zoom call discussing a 2020 election simulation
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Toobin'

Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.
"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."
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Toobin’

(v.) Jerking it while on a Zoom work call.
Jeffrey was toobin’ like a beast during the New Yorker meeting. He said he thought his cam was off, but come on!
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toobin

To wank on webcam. Named after Jeffrey Toobin.
"The dude was toobin!
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Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.
I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.
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Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.
"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."
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