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Shit-ton

A shit-ton is the equal to 2000 shitloads.
We smoked a shit-ton of of bubble gum out of the 6-footer last night and everybody got crippled!
by Sidewaysusa May 17, 2008
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Half Ton

A Pick-Up Truck that weighs a half ton.

ex.) Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline, Dodge Ram, Suzuki Tracker
Truckguys'll tell ya, takin off from a dead stop with 10,000 pounds aint no picnic. So this half ton's got the most torque, 6-speed tranny with tow-haul mode...and 4 oversized disc breaks. Cuz stopping 10,000 pounds...aint no picnic either.
by TruckGuy May 7, 2009
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ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south
You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch
by David July 31, 2004
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Shit-ton

In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.
mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.
by JessdonStress October 14, 2010
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grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip
"she eats a grip ton of banana's."
by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009
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2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.
We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton
by Gumbiii February 7, 2010
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