Troming

Widening the anus via inserting a big penis.

"Troming"
I "tromed" my bro really hard last night.
His anus widened by 5 inches

by YodaPhone November 21, 2021

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.

MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"

by LastKARENnight August 26, 2012

lion taming

trying to stick your head into a vagina

Tod attempted to stick his head in lucy's vagina, so he could brag to his friends that he was lion taming.

by mynameiswhatmynameiswhomyname May 19, 2014

Sew-timing

When you have a main cosplay you're working on, and a side cosplay you're not too serious about.

"I'm working really hard to finish this Sailor Moon cosplay and make it perfect, but I'm also trying to put together a Levi cosplay on the side."
"You're sew-timing."

by kan-kan-maryam January 20, 2015

missed timing

Its what you say when your opponent does something that you don't like/ want (Usually completely legal) and there are no judges online. Primarily used on yugioh simulator - duelingbook

Tommy: I activate the effect of "ash"
Bob: Missed timing

by ilikestarboiii May 31, 2021

caoimhe tominey

literally the best person to exist and shes so hot and amazing and perfect and beautiful she makes ur day better by like 100x and is the cutest person ever

jak:have u seen caoimhe tominey?
me:go kys jak no one likes u

by bl00dytearss January 30, 2023