Almond tofu

The only food xiao likes

Xiao: almond tofu is the only food one can digest

by Fried salmon February 20, 2021

tofurkey

A traditional Thanksgiving meal; tofu molded as a shaped of a turkey.

Good thing Jack prepared tofurkey for Thanksgiving, because none of his guests eat meat.

by eatbleach December 4, 2010

TEEFUMZ

best twitch streamer BEST instagram user

also, “god” she is a god she deserves to be worshiped literally my religion

teefumz a god an artist and literally follow her RN

by yamsyamsyamsyams April 25, 2021

toesuck

to suck a womans nice beautiful toes

let me suck yor nice ass toes

by yo mama March 6, 2004

Toofuses

The way white trash or hicks or ghetto people say teeth. plural for toof.

Ay' Billy, my darnded toofuses hurt rully bud!

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

toefuck

The act of penetration by one's vagina or anus by a toe.

As Tiffany half-heartedly resisted the urge to once again scratch her yeast infection, she recalled a lecture from her high school health class warning about the dangers of being toefucked by someone with athlete's foot.

by Paul and Anne November 15, 2005

Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered

Jelly Belly ToeCumdokered refers to when
a Obese woman gets gracefully fucked in her
jelly rolls.
The man takes his Penis ( male organ ) and sweetly
makes love the rolls while the womam sings the lyrics
to unwritten by natasha bedingfield.

Hey Francis ... i totally Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered
Juanita last night !

by Jason Evanier October 21, 2007