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Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"
by mad dog123 December 15, 2008
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Dirty Toe

The sexual act when a couple, laying the 69 position, stick their toes into the other's anus, covering the said appendage in the excrement of the other. Then, the partners flip positions and suck eachother's toes clean of the smelly brown (or occassionaly discolored green) substance. Prefered by the nasty and demented.
Last night Amber and I performed the "Dirty Toe" and her breath still reeks of my poo.
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Dip toe

A flirting trick used to check if he or she is in a relationship.
Before I got that girl's number I have to dip toe to make sure that she doesn't have a boyfriend.
by azschefres2089 September 15, 2010
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Dragon Toe

When a friend gets so drunk that when he passes out, you take his shoes, fill them up with water, and freeze them.
Big Boy totally got dragon toe'd last night
by Less Marty = Less Party September 20, 2011
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Dirty toe

Someone i know has a dirty toe
They put it in there bum
And wriggly it around
Shove it to the left
Then the right
When the have some poo on it
They eat it
Yum
😋
by Jackline October 6, 2019
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Nerr dip-toe

Usually meaning something of a no form. decedent from nothing to do
oh gosh darn peanut butter ball sacks i have nerr dip-toe to do this weekend
by Baileybug1234 April 30, 2011
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Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.
“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”
by Mad Handsome April 20, 2018
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