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Todgered

“Drunk off your ass”; having a difficult time walking and/or speaking coherently (can sometimes only say “AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH”) as a result of heavy alcohol imbibement. Someone who is at this point can be nicknamed “Todgerman” or “Todgerwoman” as though they have become a drunk alter ego/superhero-type character.
Man, after 5 of those double martinis last night I was todgered!

Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!
by Felton Lichtersnatch October 29, 2021
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Todger Dodger

No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.
by Baron Trouserpress April 30, 2022
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Toddler Gobbler

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.
"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"
by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022
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Toilet Toddler

Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!
That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.
by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017
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Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.
- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.
by K. Lewis June 3, 2018
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big toddler

A big toddler is a person who won’t grow up. They are so dependant on you their like a toddler or a adult baby.
Man, my gf is like a big toddler, she’s such a baby. She won’t stop crying even when I’ve listened to why. I’m thinking about buying her diapers and putting her in them!
by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018
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trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.
You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.
by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021
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