Shredded Pork

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto

I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro

by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018

finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

John Pork

John Pork is a once man turned pig that loves travelling the world in his free time. His instagram has over 100k followers and he has gone viral on TikTok.

Tragically, John Pork recently died after nobody picked the phone up when he called them for help, resulting in his kidnappers killing his at 23:51 on 2nd April, 2023. RIP!

Girl - Who's is that?
Boy - It's THE John Pork. Answer - he is leng.

by Jonathan Pork VII of Piglania April 6, 2023

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

pork sword

The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

pork puffer

An individual who, for enjoyment or personal gain, is quick to slob the one-eyed yogurt merchant.

Suzie was annoying, but her talent as a pork puffer kept Jim from kicking her out of his apartment.

by The Kid Doc D December 3, 2005