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Textinading

When you sing and play for someone, but through text. Basically texting song lyrics to someone, which instead of a serenade, makes it a "textinade".
"Let me be the one who can take you from all the things you've seen, and if you trust in me I can be there for anything you need".

"What's that?"

"I'm textinading you(:"
by Erica Ewen April 6, 2010
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texting person

someone (most probably emotionally unavailable) who relies on electronic forms of communication with other people...sometimes even afraid to talk on the phone...perhaps someone who wants to hide something (e.g. beaing a cheater)
Please do not text me, I am not a texting person. Can you please call me when you are ffree?
by Bartholomew78 January 2, 2012
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texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.
During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.
by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014
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texticopter parenting

a style of parenting in which an overprotective mother or father discourages a child's independence by being too involved in the child's life - and when they can't do it person, they do it by way of texting.
texticopter parenting: texting your teen at school to see if they've signed up for a class, conferenced with a teacher, remembered to pack warm enough undergarments for after school sports, etc.
by jpal June 20, 2016
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Textist

One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.
I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist
by grayhat September 3, 2022
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rhetorical textion

A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.

These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!

Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
by scarshapedstar. January 6, 2009
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Last Resort For Texting

A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.
Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.

Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*
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