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Guilt-Free Three

The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.
Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.
by Lard Boy August 5, 2007
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Three-One-Ho

Also written as 3-1-Ho. A slut and/or whore who lives (or pretends to live) in the "310" area code of Los Angeles. These are usually middle to upperclass skanks who frequent dance clubs, hipster joints, and upscale hotel lounges. Wardrobe is usually ultra-mini skirts, over-priced denim jeans, and/or "fuck-me" pumps. They can be identified by a desperate need for attention, lack of self-esteem and obvious signs of plastic surgery. They may seem snooty and stuck-up at first, but after a drink or two, they'll sleep with anyone at any time for any reason.
After just one drink, Tammy brought this dude back to her condo and they screwed all night. That's the 3rd guy this week! She's such a Three-One-Ho!
by UrFatLiana August 9, 2010
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Three-J

A blowjob consisting of one man and two women. IE: two women sucking on one penis.
Kevin: Damn, I heard Bridget gave you a BJ the other night.
Jeremy: Yah her AND her friend. It was a total Three-J!!
by Silky J-diddy June 19, 2011
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PEI Threesome

when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!
i totally had a PEI threesome last night!! that girl was 6 months pregnant!
by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009
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Johnny Threechord

Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...
Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.
by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010
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Lonely Threesome

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011
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Skowhegan Threesome

A threesome involving a young male and two cats. Named for where it originated in Skowhegan Maine.
Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!
by Riley T April 7, 2021
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