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ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.
Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

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Perfect Theorem

Easiest way to prove a problem is correct.

Add infinity ( oo ) to both sides. Since you can't have an infinity greater than infinity, each side is equal to infinity and therefore correct.
2=7 Given
2+oo=7+oo Perfect Theorem
oo=oo Reflexive
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Rick James Theorem

The process by which a person can become obsessed with crossing personal boundaries, pushing personal boundaries further.

The act of stepping across the line habitually; thus, one becomes a habitual line-stepper.
The patient exhibited symptoms of Rick James Theorem.
According to Rick James Theorem, this type of behavior will continue and get progressively worse.
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Nolberg's Theorem

Pronounced (Null Burg)
Nolberg's Theorem states that the last name Nolberg, fits with any male first name or female first name.
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Pythagorean Theorem

A little juicy formula that exposes the covert relationship between the sides in a right triangle—no other elementary mathematical result has excited so many people from all walks of life to try proving it from different angles.
Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.
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pythagoras theorem

A fucking useless maths thing that u will never need to use.
i can't believe we have a test on pythagoras theorem. its not like we will ever use it later on in life
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Fermat’s Last Theorem

Arguably the most notorious problem in the history of mathematics: mathematicians’ secret desire to solve it to achieve mathematical fame and immortality had saved a few lives, whose suicidal minds were so absorbed in their proofs that they forgot to end their lives prematurely.
A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.
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