An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?
Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
by Alfred Miller September 27, 2009
Get the When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play mug.what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
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it is also a meme but also not that funny anymore
it is also a meme but also not that funny anymore
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Get the but me when the if lasagna mug.An alternative version of the slang "we'll cross the bridge when we get there", means pessimistically delaying a reaction to an impending situation.
Driving to the mall...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...
by ChicaSoy April 16, 2013
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