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elder herding

The practice of shuttling your older parents or relatives from place to place because they cannot drive or have mobility issues, and associated with the difficulty and added time that takes.
Taking my parents to the pharmacy and grocery store was a frustrating exercise in elder herding.
by websherpa June 10, 2021
mugGet the elder herdingmug.

Avery elders

by Grape🍇 June 26, 2016
mugGet the Avery eldersmug.

Island elder

(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully
Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us
by Bartwilleatbadorkbee August 18, 2022
mugGet the Island eldermug.

Tinder elder

Guy over 35 that's been on Tinder or other dating apps for 5 years straight. Mostly balding wannabe fboys looking for young girls to manipulate.
Girl 1: I keep seeing this same Tinder elder on all of the dating sites.

Girl 2: Oh yeah that Tinder elder keeps creeping out my 23 year old college roommate by sending her likes.

Girl 3: Bruh he's pervy & looks old enough to be her dad with that hairline.
by anonymous September 10, 2021
mugGet the Tinder eldermug.

Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.
Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024
mugGet the Elder Bluntmug.

Elder

Elder is the term used for an old slut name kevin. If your name is kevin and you’re an old slut (specifically an MCL slut) you’re considered an Elder.
You seen that elder that works at MCL? Old mf forgot my dipping sauce with my chicken
by Jeankristiensleftnut April 22, 2022
mugGet the Eldermug.

A Tricia Elders

A dumb bitch that likes to run her mouth. a boyfriend stealer a want to be mexican that thinks she something because she lived in the butlers
do be do that A Tricia Elders shit!!!
by firered December 7, 2010
mugGet the A Tricia Eldersmug.

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