...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!

by bitchuck September 11, 2025

Rode the last train home

Someone in a group dies on a journey

Jack returned to Boston, Tom went to Vancouver, and Dan rode the last train home.

by SouthernScout November 5, 2020

rodding the weasand

In cattle slaughter, the process of sealing the animal's esophagus by inserting a rod into neck of the carcass to draw it out. Once exposed, the esophagus is sealed with a plastic clamp or tied.

A crucial step in preventing E. coli contamination during slaughter is rodding the weasand. If the esophagus is not sealed properly, stomach contents may spill out.

by Rex X May 31, 2012

rode the tractor

When a farmers daughter has sex with a city boy to show him
how it's done in the country. Like riding a tractor it's slow and bouncy.

She rode the tractor so hard that her boobs were bouncing like crazy

by Lebronnnnnn May 7, 2016

rode the shark

This means when something that used to be great is done for good. Comes from the show Happy Days... There was one episode near the end where the Fonz rode a shark, and after that, the show was kind of down the tubes. Like when Felicity cut her hair.

"Yo--where's your girlfriend?" "Eh, bitch is gone--she rode the shark"

by Rachicago April 10, 2008

Roddy the Body

1. A person who stalks ugly girls, when much hotter girls are available
2. A person who, while stalking said girl, calls them 40 times in one night

Don't pick up his phone call, it's Roddy the Body, and he stalks me even though I'm not hot, but I want to be hot, so I guess it's ok that Roddy stalks me because at least one person thinks I'm hot.

by antistalker February 24, 2005

rode the broom

To put a jinx on something by proclaiming success before the outcome is final.

As I was going to hit my shot, Joe rode the broom on me and I missed.

by MaddyKat March 19, 2008