emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.

My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...

by kforbs July 1, 2014

Australian ostrich

When you are having sex on the beach, you stick your dick in the sand and slip it back in one swift thrust all while screaming like an ostrich.

I heard Brandon doing the Australian ostrich while camping on the beach last night.

by Nschmeet June 5, 2015

Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.

"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"

by Spastic llama September 27, 2015

Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success

Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?

by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016

Ostrich Jacket

When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.

Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.

by MistressZ August 1, 2018

ostrich pooper

A person who is just being an asshole or extremely toxic. This word describes a person that nobody would typically want to have as a friend.

Josh: God! Daniel is being such an ostrich pooper!
Brian: I know right! He keeps calling me ching chong and it's fucking retarded.

Zaid: Stupid ostrich pooper teamkilling me!

by Mr. Ostrich Man March 13, 2019

bloody ostrich

An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.

“Did you just put nickleback on the jukebox??? AWWWWK!!!”

“Dude, I just got the bloody ostrich”

by Dolemite Jones August 8, 2020